top 25 possibly dangerous toys

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Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Tuesday, 07-Aug-2007 21:12:55

Fisher-Price recently announced a recall of dozens
of its products made by a Chinese vendor, saying the
toys contain excessive amounts of lead in their paint.


The Top 25 Possibly Dangerous Toys


25> Mighty Morphine Powder Ranger Action Figures

24> My Lil' Pet Shop Neuter 'n' Spay Kit

23> Barrel of Monkeypox

22> Sedentary Sam Inaction Figure

21> General Electric's Bathtub Adventure Kit

20> PlaySkool AK-47 School Rampage Action Set With Trenchcoat

19> Easy Bake Tanning Bed

18> Waterford Crystal Pinata

17> Backyard Bungee!

16> Easy Bake Yellowcake Refiner Oven, Centrifuge and Cooling Tower

15> Educated Barbie

14> Lil' Gangsta Toothbrush Shiv

13> Rhoda the Exploda Doll

12> Tuff Girlz Razor-Wire Jump Rope

11> Little Kobayashi's Competitive Speed-Eating Training Kit

10> Pyrograph

9> Sicken Me Elmo Biowaste Adventure Set

8> Jaggedy Ann

7> Michael Vick's Fight-'em Smite-'em Doggies

6> GI Joe Ask 'n' Tell XXX-Bareback-Action Figure

5> Pee Wee's Pornhouse

4> Ruby Ridge Barbie's Dream Compound

3> Grungy Grungy Hypos

2> Rooftop Rangers' My First Parachute


and the Number 1 Possibly Dangerous Toy...


1> Mr. Grenade-o Head

Post 2 by YankeeFanForLife! (Picapiedra: king of the boards!) on Wednesday, 08-Aug-2007 0:41:42

Hmmm interesting.

Post 3 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 08-Aug-2007 14:00:39

hahaha. cool!. thanks

Post 4 by kgs4674forever (Zone BBS is my Life) on Thursday, 09-Aug-2007 23:11:12

Lol, yello cake great I like it.